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GLOBAL OFFICAL NAMED FOR BIG MATCH [20 Nov @ 12:00am]
The Big Match Offical has eventually been chosen and it's no surprise to discover that the governing body, in the absence of Pierluigi Collina has gone for another vastly experienced Ref. Xabi Detvard has many years of top flight service behind him. He is in many ways a man of mystery with strong family connections to the game. He has been known to dish out as many as five hundred (business) cards for next to nothing and often gets off to a (full colour) flyer. Not to gloss over things but he is capable of incredible speed, he can deliver in a jiffy and satisfaction is always on the menu. (double sided - full colour) With this man in charge there will be no messing about in fact I hear he is already printing (dot com) the team sheets.
THE BIG MATCH [20 Nov @ 9:35am]
ON SUNDAY 7th of December the under 9's coaches, parents and supporters will take on their counterparts from the under 10's. In what can only be discribed as a battle of the waistlines. The two teams will go head to head in a winner takes all encounter at Boldon CA. With intense media speculation surrounding the match, and a bumper crowd expected the scene is set for a real humdinger of a game. Our roving reporter has been out and about speaking to both camps and will provide regular updates in the build up to what some people are already calling 'Suicide Sunday'. An insider is quoted as saying "They are bl**dy daft these lot, some of them can't even kick up a fuss never mind kick a ball, all I can say is that there will be a few sick notes going in on Monday morning" Each squad has been hand picked to deliver quality comedy moments and it has already been decided that no team photographs will be taken as scientists have warned that all that bulk in one place at the same time may cause a seismec shift or more likely a total eclipse.
SQUADS [20 Nov @ 9:35am]
After intensive trials and a lot of tears the squads for the Big Match have been finalised. Super Seasoned Timber and the CPS has-beens will go toe to toe or rather belly to belly in this much anticipated encounter. The seasoned timber crew will line up as follows (nicknames provided by John 'keano' Baxter) so blame him people! Martin 'the Gaffa' Urwin Gary 'The Quiet Man' Attewell Richard 'Albert' Hall Iain 'Chalmers'Gilchrist Phil 'Brains' Henderson Keith 'Mainwaring' Hogg James 'The red engine' Hunter Richard 'Smoggy' Palmer Carly 'Lady Mag' Taylor CPS will line up John 'keano' Baxter Ray 'The Enforcer' Armstrong Lee 'del Boy' Beacham Craig 'Slide Rule' Fitzakerly Jon 'Flip Flop Falcon' Grech Mickey 'micra' Moore Billy 'Sat Nav' Smith Steve 'puppy dog' Dent Rob 'Pugwash' Gibson
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